A person who is self aware of their imminent death usually has a pretty high opinion of themselves. I know I would, it’s a very selfish time to be alive so to speak. All compulsive urges must be realized and all spiritual complexes most come to fruition – the latter is usually that smelly 21 [...]

I can smell Vin Diesel from my apartment in Montreal — he is lathered up in body lotion and some generic cologne from Italy — the smell is difficult on the nose, but is universally recognized as being the stench of douche. Bros and Jersey Douchebags the world over worship this fairy as their [...]

Today’s media has become inundated with biased reporting, crackpot journalism, and an obsession with consumerism. This perfect storm of neo-conservative elitism is cataclysmic for the majority of Americans for two reasons: first, the American media is a who’s who of Republican pundits paid enormous amounts of cash to tell borderline truths and questionable facts [...]