As with most things, we were late, except if it’s sex, then it’s early, wayyyyyyy early. Sorry for that. Please allow us to introduce ourselves:

My name is Luke Walker, I’m twenty-one years old. When I forget to shave I look like a fifty year old pervert named Raul. When I remember, I look like I’ve just emerged from my mom’s uterus, I’m baby-faced and covered in placenta and shit. In my spare time I fuck with pedophiles on [...]