Alright dOOds, I’ve decided to do it… over the next one hundred days I’m going to countdown the one hundred best stories that have ever happened to me. We’ll start at the 100th best story and countdown to number one. One a day for 100 days. I apologize in advance…

May God have mercy on my soul.

It starts tomorrow with a cute little story called “Westboro Baptist Church vs. My Fecal Matter”.