Nothing makes me more wet than a well timed, relatively obscure, pop-culture reference. Not only does it display one’s wit, but also shows an individual’s ability to sift through thousands of hours of television to deliver the perfect comment. Seriously ladies (or guys if your name is Ethan Kath) if you want the key to my cheeseburger riddled heart, a quick Simpson’s reference at the perfect time will get you an “I love you”.

My whole life is one big pop-culture fuckfest, literally just a God damned orgy of one-liners and “did I do that?s.” So out of the millions of references I’ve experienced, I will pick the greatest pop-culture reference up to this point in my life.

Star Wars vs. Ben Walker

My brother and I were off the coast of Belize on the Spirit of the Seas, a cruise ship that seemed to lure the entire population of Mississippi into it’s bowels. We would often venture to the top deck to get away from the sloths at the casino. I should also mention that we were about as far away from sober you can be without your name being Robert Downey Jr. With whiskeys in hand and the stars above us, I mumbled to my brother in a drunken slur, “take a look at that moon,” he replied in almost a non-coherent jumble, “that’s no moon, its a space station.” In reality it was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever been a part of, not only was the timing incredible, but the choice of words was impeccable. Add on to that the fact my brother was lethally drunk, and it will go down in my personal history as the proudest I’ve ever been of the lil one.

Start Watching at 9:20.

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