I hope the next polar bear that ventures into Saskatchewan rapes and sodomizes the remnants of your severely inbred family.

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Everyone loves to rip on Saskatchewan. Its like the Arby’s of fast food. However how many of these ‘haters’ have actually even been or know one fucking thing about it, maybe one…maybe.

I am here to provide the some facts about Saskatchewan that our “messiah” Luke has neglected to mention in order to impress some indie chick, he is into this week.

- 65 million acres of farmland, over 20% of Canada’s farms in one province. Each farm averaging 1283 acres (about 12 quarters for you non noobs). This is accumulates to 40% of the available farmland in Canada. I hope you guys like eating and exporting you ingrates.

- Besides the “flat perception” Northern Saskatchewan is covered in trees and raised land. The highest point being 1468m above sea level.

- This province has 100,000 lakes, despite being landlocked. In fact Saskatchewan is a variation on a Cree word meaning swiftly flowing water.

-Potash is Saskatchewan’s official mineral Saskatchewan’s potash sales is more than $2 billion, most of it exported. Saskatchewan accounts for more than 30 per cent of world potash production and 45 per cent of
the world potash trade. Is that good?

- in 1999, a polar bear was spotted in Saskatchewan, 400km from its natural habitat. What up.

-Survived Canada’s largest Tornado

-The Canadian word “hoser” originated in Saskatchewan, originally meaning a person who was cheap enough to try and siphon gas.

- Saskatchewan leads the nation in obeying seatbelt laws.

- Posses the longest pedestrian bridge in Canada

- Has cities named, Indian Head, Moose Jaw, Eyebrow, Eye Hill Rural Municipality, Elbow, Arm River, Knee Lake, Bone Creek, Climax and Love.

- Wanuskewin Heritage Park has remnants of civilization more than 6000 years old, Nomadic tribes gathered to hunt in this park.

- The largest inhabited tipi in the world, they don’t fuck around.

- How about this, Sask has an annual sports day and the highlight is the “smoke show” where a street in Gronlid is blocked off and have burnout competition s until they blow something up and destroy their engines or tires. Bystanders beware

- 2008 Grey cup champions Roughriders

- Here’s one for the records, Johnny bower, Theoren Fleury, Gordie Howe and Wendell Fucking Clark are from Saskatchewan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7XgYSoK1go&feature=related

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Fuck the NWT

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mostly on the strength of a bar that got me so drunk I can’t remember its name.

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