Comments on: A Slightly Biased Guide to Your Favourite Ninja Turtles http://www.literaryfacial.com/2008/08/a-slightly-biased-guide-to-your-favourite-ninja-turtles/ Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:34:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Maddie http://www.literaryfacial.com/2008/08/a-slightly-biased-guide-to-your-favourite-ninja-turtles/#comment-69 Maddie Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:33:32 +0000 http://www.literaryfacial.com/?p=103#comment-69 Leonardo is the SHIT... friggin love that guy. I would totally marry him beastiality aside. You would like all the lame slacker turtles... Im so disappointed. Also... have you read Choke by Chuck P? Because pretty sure this is almost plagiarism.... lol! So its a compliment really bc hes amazing. "Look at this fucking kid. No, really take a closer look. Bear witness to his posture. Don’t you just wanna smack the self-righteous, shit-eating grin off his arrogant face? You don’t? " P.S- I love you. xoxo Leonardo is the SHIT… friggin love that guy. I would totally marry him beastiality aside. You would like all the lame slacker turtles… Im so disappointed.
Also… have you read Choke by Chuck P?
Because pretty sure this is almost plagiarism…. lol! So its a compliment really bc hes amazing.
“Look at this fucking kid. No, really take a closer look. Bear witness to his posture. Don’t you just wanna smack the self-righteous, shit-eating grin off his arrogant face? You don’t? ”
P.S- I love you. xoxo

]]> By: EMac http://www.literaryfacial.com/2008/08/a-slightly-biased-guide-to-your-favourite-ninja-turtles/#comment-36 EMac Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:51:15 +0000 http://www.literaryfacial.com/?p=103#comment-36 Obviously you've never seen Steve Kerr do his famous three-minute keg-stand. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SetsXNabXlY Obviously you’ve never seen Steve Kerr do his famous three-minute keg-stand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SetsXNabXlY

]]> By: Brandon http://www.literaryfacial.com/2008/08/a-slightly-biased-guide-to-your-favourite-ninja-turtles/#comment-35 Brandon Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:47:33 +0000 http://www.literaryfacial.com/?p=103#comment-35 Splinter is obviously Phil Jackson, DJ. The parrallels are eerie if you really think about it. Leonardo is Steve Kerr. Doesn't drink, shit or have fun, but still remains the moral leader. Donatello is Pippen. Too smart for the rest of the crew, the anchor for most of their success. Raph is Dennis Rodman. Both are uncontrollable hotheads, they enjoy kicking people in the nuts and i'm pretty sure both of them were once married to Carmen Elektra. That leaves Michaelangelo who i haven't quite pegged yet. Horace Grant? No that doesn't make any sense. Maybe John Salley. Or Bill Cartwright. Splinter is obviously Phil Jackson, DJ. The parrallels are eerie if you really think about it. Leonardo is Steve Kerr. Doesn’t drink, shit or have fun, but still remains the moral leader. Donatello is Pippen. Too smart for the rest of the crew, the anchor for most of their success. Raph is Dennis Rodman. Both are uncontrollable hotheads, they enjoy kicking people in the nuts and i’m pretty sure both of them were once married to Carmen Elektra. That leaves Michaelangelo who i haven’t quite pegged yet. Horace Grant? No that doesn’t make any sense. Maybe John Salley. Or Bill Cartwright.

]]> By: moose http://www.literaryfacial.com/2008/08/a-slightly-biased-guide-to-your-favourite-ninja-turtles/#comment-34 moose Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:49:32 +0000 http://www.literaryfacial.com/?p=103#comment-34 raph and don ftw, hands down. raph and don ftw, hands down.

]]> By: DJ http://www.literaryfacial.com/2008/08/a-slightly-biased-guide-to-your-favourite-ninja-turtles/#comment-31 DJ Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:02:17 +0000 http://www.literaryfacial.com/?p=103#comment-31 Kukoc? c'mon; Leo might be able to pull off the Jordan bit, but I would draw Don up as more of a Phil Jackson. Sure Jordan/Leo is the most dominate player/turtle in the game, but Jackson/Don is behind the scenes, working the gears, inventing the plays, and ultimately leading them to championships/ass kicking. Kukoc? c’mon; Leo might be able to pull off the Jordan bit, but I would draw Don up as more of a Phil Jackson.

Sure Jordan/Leo is the most dominate player/turtle in the game, but Jackson/Don is behind the scenes, working the gears, inventing the plays, and ultimately leading them to championships/ass kicking.

]]> By: EMac http://www.literaryfacial.com/2008/08/a-slightly-biased-guide-to-your-favourite-ninja-turtles/#comment-30 EMac Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:25:58 +0000 http://www.literaryfacial.com/?p=103#comment-30 Leonardo was always my favourite because he had the best weaponry and was the fearless leader. Not because I'm glib, trite or conceited. Seriously, where would the Turtles be without Leonardo? Scratching their balls wondering what to do next due to an extreme lack of leadership. That's if their balls hadn't already retreated back into their shells as a result of said missing leadership. If we compare the Turtles to the Chicago Bulls dynasty, Leonardo is Jordan. Donatello is Toni Kukoc. Solid addition, but he won't win you a seven-game series against the Foot Clan. Leonardo was always my favourite because he had the best weaponry and was the fearless leader. Not because I’m glib, trite or conceited.

Seriously, where would the Turtles be without Leonardo? Scratching their balls wondering what to do next due to an extreme lack of leadership. That’s if their balls hadn’t already retreated back into their shells as a result of said missing leadership.

If we compare the Turtles to the Chicago Bulls dynasty, Leonardo is Jordan. Donatello is Toni Kukoc.

Solid addition, but he won’t win you a seven-game series against the Foot Clan.

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