As with most things, we were late, except if it’s sex, then it’s early, wayyyyyyy early. Sorry for that. Please allow us to introduce ourselves:

My name is Luke Walker, I’m twenty-one years old. When I forget to shave I look like a fifty year old pervert named Raul. When I remember, I look like I’ve just emerged from my mom’s uterus, I’m baby-faced and covered in placenta and shit. In my spare time I fuck with pedophiles on [...]

No womb can hold me. Many have tried, and none have succeeded. It’s not their fault really; it’s just that a female’s fleshy uterine walls are no match for the sheer dedication I possessed even as a fetus. I was born 9 weeks premature, and I probably achieved more in those 2 fateful months then [...]

My name is Ed and I am a really lazy bastard who still smells pretty good. I think we can all be thankful that my unparalleled beer swilling sloth is not reflected in my hygiene, or you very well would have come know me as the 5th horseman of the apocalypse by now.
Looking approachable might [...]